Open Letter to Miss. Tyra

Dear Tyra,

So, I can't really say I am a fan. Personally I think that your talk ahow sucks (why did they renew that contract *sigh*). I think that your acting on the "reality show" America's Next Top Model is a bit much, honey there are drag queens in chelsea who say that your a bit much (so you know you must be)...but I really have to hand it to you-I think you really hit it with this one!

Hats off!

Signed,
Tiggi Jones