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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Quote Of The Day



Today's quote comes courtesy of Weezy F. Baby (please save the baby) from his intrview in this months VIBE article.

Try to follow...

“It’s so wrong how the cops stay steadily profiling rappers, trying to figure out some fake industry beef.
I’m not gonna murder a rapper, that’s like a cliche. I don’t wanna kill 50 Cent! Because he got fans. I don’t know who’s riding with him! I need to beef with niggas that I know. I don’t know how many people like 50 Cent. So if he said Lil Wayne’s a hoe, Lil Wayne’s a hoe. The word whore, that’s a nigga who be smashing a lot, like fucking a lot.

Don’t you call yourself that in a song?
Yeah, I said I’m a whore. I’m a whore. Whatever. And I live it to the fullest. I’m like Trey Songz, no homo.

Huh? Why?
Every picture of this nigga, he got his fucking shirt off! He’s looking at the camera like he’s looking at a hoe. I said, ya know what? Trey Songz don’t give a fuck - he be like, Fuck ya’ll nig*as! I’m eating, bwoy! Fuck how you think I look in this picture, your hoe love this picture! It’s her screensaver nig*a! When you call your hoe, my song play, fool! Holla! Trey Songz I fuck with you, you heard me?

So you respect his gangster.
I know he a G ’cause I tried to holler at his girlfriend and she said no.

Really?
I don’t even wanna put that man out there, that might not be his girlfriend, but in her mind she think she yours, dog, and she told me no for you, so you’s a G….”


uuuuuum..yeah. what he said! haa!
*that picture is sooooo wrong*

Reading is Fundamental

I mean, how else would I have found my future ex-husband!?!? DAMN he's HOT!


*courtesy of today's NY Daily News*

Pro Nails


*don't sweat the technique!ha*

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Shawty Is A 10

You Know I Got A Mean Nail Game.

So I appreciate the finer things in...errr..on a tip! haaaaaa







She Sure is Puuuuurty!


*Kelis for Swedish Magazing 'Bon International 10'*

I Heart You AM!

Obviously good things come to those who wait....and wait.

Still luv ya Aaron! ♥



Gangsta Pussy!?!?

That Crazy Princess Petunia!


*Gangsta ring courtesy of K-LoW*

Monday, October 01, 2007

If He Would Stop Being So Funny...

...Then I could Lay off the Kanye posts! Ha! (probably not! I heart him so!)


*Kanye on SNL season premiere

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

But the first one that comes to mind is WHAT.THE.FUCK.IS.GOING.ON.HERE!?!!?!!
These are some contestants of the Miss.Olmpia Contest. *sidebar* NO, they are not photoshopped (kinda wish they were though!ha!)





A Little Morning Humor...

SNL's best musical duet..since dick in a box!



HILARIOUS-ness! Ha!!

Friday, September 28, 2007

You Said You Needed REAL Music

Well here WE are to save the day!!

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Monday, September 24, 2007

If You STILLLLL Haven't Seen It....

You are DEFINITELY living a dull life! haaaaaa

I kid! ha...but for reaaaaally, this movie is great, fantabulous, dooope, and it has Beatles music, so for that reason ALONE, it got an extra 17,000 dust points! haaaaaaaa



Are You Ready!?!??!



I.Can't.Wait.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Whoa Nelly!!

I spotted this picture over at Dlisted, but I needed to know the story behind it..


so here goes:

29-year-old Lakshmikanth, who works as a yoga instructor in Bangalore, lifts a 6.5 kilogramme clay idol of Hindu elephant God Ganesha using his eye socket.

Lakshmikanth, who already holds title in the India Limca Book of Records for a range of other feats, will be approaching Guinness World Records to get his eyedangle skills entered into the records books.


Dude, this is nuts! I can bearly blink from the weight of falsie let alone all this shit he has going on!

That's crazy.

For. Realz

Solidarity Against Prejudice



Watching the live feed on CNN of the peaceful protest in Jena, LA made me proud. We are not taking this shit lying down.

*you better be wearing black today!*



***UPDATE: SEPT 21, 2007*** Court Denies Mychal Bell's bond. This is some real disturbiing shit. I have no words. Well, I have words, just gotta wrap my head around it first.

"It is our understanding that the Judge refused to give bond or bail to Mychal Bell today. National Action Network will work with the Attorneys to appeal this to a higher court and we are prepared to post any amount necessary to release Mychal Bell. Our plans to visit Washington, DC, next week with the parents is even more needed now because clearly federal intervention must happen."

-Rev. Al Sharpton


Nov 6th



New JAY-Z album.

mixed feelings.

hm.

*great photo*

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

WE GRADUATED!!!!!

NINEHUNDREDANDFIFTYSEVENTHOUSANDSEVENHUNDREDANDSIXTYTHREE (957,763K)

HAPPY 'YE DAY!

Monday, September 17, 2007

So maybe I HAVE been on Overdrive...

...but this is funny! ha!

and this is gona be my last Kanye post (at least for today! hahaaaa)

enjoy!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Sheer Genius.

a little bit of genius on a friday afternoon! haaaaaaaa

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I Mean...I Guess

I get it...Tom Ford like to push the envelope.
For his new fragrance (which hits stores 9/24)- he has this INSANE line of adds. This one being the most recent:



believe me..there is a shitload more where this came from, Tom Ford's Official Site

it's a bit much..but it's also kinda hot! ha!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Get Me Bodied

Love this shit!



*courtesy of Love Is*

I'm Reminiscing...

it might have been 1992 when this song was THE SHIT... The Wet, Wet, Wet remake of 'love is all around'.
i love the remake...but i'm ridin with the original right now.



*well in London anyway! ha! (which is where I lived, woooohooooooo! ha!)*

I Just Had This Totally Random Thought..

and it led me to here.


*sidebar* i used to love this song* ;)

Afternoon Chuckle

The folks over at Best Week Ever are the best.



*aww brit brit*

Pro Nails

I Always Say

Gemini's do it BEST....


-Good Life ft. T-Pain

Then You Can't Tell Me Nothing..Right!?!?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

last night was AMAZING!!! The weather sucked, the day was gloomy, but hip hop history was being made. Honestly its been a really long time since I have been excited about an album release-- but yesterday at Kanye's instore was SIIIIIIIIIIICK (Virgin Megastore, Union Sq.).

First of all there were a SHITLOAD of people there, Kanye pulled up on a FLATBED TRUCK *double stunt* and the crowd went NUTS! Cyd said he signed like 800+ CD's in an hr!

It was dope to witness that first hand. Thanks to my darling Cyd for VIP credentials! xoxo







Friday, September 07, 2007

a vegas wedding

...no its wasn't a shotgun wedding! ha! Jelly and Shawn tied the knot in vegas (and not in a drive thru chapel either!ha! that might have been cool too though). So we packed our best weaves and trooped out there to celebrate! woooooohoooooooo

Congrats Jelly!!







Thursday, August 30, 2007

A Lil Cheezeburger?

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because you know you love it! ha!

source

THE TV GODS DO ANSWER PRAYERS

So, yes- I do have a mild obssesion with Arrested Development. I own the entire series on DVD and can recite whole episode *stunt*. Seriously, what's not to love about that show-- that is some of the best writing EVERRRRRRRRR

Anyway..nothing in this life (or next) could have prepared me for this shit right here....ready!?!? YOU CAN WATCH EPISODES, ENTIRE EPISODE, OF ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO
Now before you think I am a dumbass- I know you can watch grainy shit on youtube...but this is different...you gotta see for yourself!

"don't act like i never told ya" ha!

Your Thursday Morning Giggle

Courtesy of my darling Revolutionary Petunia

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

*Since Prince Was On Apollonia*

Last night was suuuuper dope. FINALLY got to listen to the ENTIIIIIIRE Kanye album at the listening party.

Highlights include (and are not limited to):
*Kanye walked us through his thought process on the creation of the album
*We had vodka infused smoothies (that was the highlight of my inner alcoholic! ha!)
*I got to wear my 'Ye glasses (awww shit!)
*The album is AMAZING
*Kanye's mama was there

i mean-- there was just sooo much dope shit. Kanye really delved deep into his creative bank for this one, and it shows.

kudos.

after all Gemini's do it best! ha! *stuntin' in 3D*

Monday, August 20, 2007

We have made up...

Remeber when Elliot Wilson (XXL editor) was trying to ruin my life *see here*!?! Well he has made it up...in a major way.

I. CAN'T. WAIT. FOR. SEPTEMBER. 11TH.


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Thursday, August 16, 2007

those clever bastards

The writers over at The Daily Show might be some of the best in the biz, but all that perfect writing would be NOTHING if it weren't for Jon Stewart and his perfect comedic timing..gotta love Jon! ha!

Enjoy:

Get Me Bodied



Man, I love me some Missy Piggy! Ha!

Nails DID... The Obsession

My gal pals over at Nails Did have caused me to never be able to past a:



Without taking a picture! ha!

WHAT IN THE HELL!?!??!!



WHAT.IN.THE.HELL!?!?!?!

Seriously, WHAT are these boys wearing!?! I just don't get it, and I don't even know where to start!

is that House of Dereon they're wearing!?!? just asking...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Today is mama-donna's birthday!

love ya boo!

xoxoxoxo

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

STOP THE PRESS....

DID WE TALK ABOUT HOW TIGGI BELLE STARDUST, THE BRAND!?!? NO??

well..ladies and gentlemen...

Tiggi Belle Stardust is officially a BRAND

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yes- it's real
yes- it's my hand
yes- my mama will probably have a slight heart attack
yes- i am EXTREMELY happy with it


Goodnight and God bless! ha!

PSSSST...i think i have a SUPER CRUSH....

...On TK



and if that didn't do it for ya...this SURE will... *sigh*

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So Obssesed

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How Fuckin futuristic PIMP are these!?! I tried to persuade my friend JG to get 'em, but he was not into it....

me on the other hand- I NEED THEM!

click here to lust over what else SUPRA has going on!

a little more Bollywood! Enjoy!

I could post for DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS on bollywood, but luckily- I wont! ha!



-Maahi Ve from KalHo Naa Ho

A lil Bollywood aint never hurt nobody

Something about the drums and the chimes and the hip shaking reminds me of my childhood summers in Sierra Leone which is where I first experienced Bollywood. Oh to be young again! ha!

From one of my all time bollywood faves...

I present Khabi Khusi Kabhi Gham



and also

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

O.M.G

This is THE FUNNIEST thing I have seen allll day!

Absolutely HIGH-larious! way to go Kel! ha!


Free Jena 6!

I at a total loss for words right now. It is so crazy that in this day and age SHIT like this occurs. I guess when we live in major cities, we dont realize that there are still places in America that live in the fucking twilight zone. Please do your part to help.





Last fall in Jena, Louisiana, the day after two Black high school students sat beneath the “white tree” on their campus, nooses were hung from the tree. When the superintendent dismissed the nooses as a “prank,” more Black students sat under the tree in protest. The District Attorney then came to the school accompanied by the town’s police and demanded that the students end their protest, telling them, “I can be your best friend or your worst enemy… I can take away your lives with a stroke of my pen.”
A series of white-on-black incidents of violence followed, and the DA did nothing. But when a white student was beaten up in a schoolyard fight, the DA responded by charging six black students with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder.


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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I know...it's not about whether a candidate is hot or not. It's about what they are going to do to make this GOD FORSAKEN country a better place....but if that candidate whom has the potential to save us AND be hot...well..shit...

so for that reason...I pledge my undying love... I mean political adoration for Senator Barack Obama. (and the fact that he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dreamy is just an added bonus)







God Bless America!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Siren Festival

We (Jesse, Jesse's super fab friends Lexi & Erica, and I) trooped our asses up to Coney Island (mine and Lexi's first time to the darkside) for Siren festival on saturday to see M.I.A perform. ummmm...we didn't get to see MIA because there was a SHITLOAD of people, freaks and monsters all over the place...but we did get to hear her,but it was kinda too hot to get to into it.
We are just happy babygirl got her visa situation in order-- so now that she is free to tour the US, we can catch her another time.

Even though there were sooooo many scary people...we managed to have fun! ha!









I was kinda amused by:

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

My Ode To LaLohan....



"we don't resort to violence"

Baby is RUINING my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I present Exhibit A:



enough. said.


*Note to XXL magazine...this is NOT "10th Anniversary" issue worthy. YOU HEAR ME ELLIOT WILSON!?!?!?!?!